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[freakymagoo]

2 koo kwuh quest churn?? things

1 any one want fur n table and chair and bed
message me

2 did you get creep tick strange message
who sent it
why
where did it go
who sent this tablet
what do you want

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sorry that was many things

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[serpentinthegarden]

Did you type this with your nose?

1.) No. I've got my own.

2.) I get a lot of strange messages. You're going to have to be more specific.

[freakymagoo]

no i am using right hand
why ? is it faster with your nose

[He can't imagine that, since, you know, you'd have to be booping the tablet the entire time. What if you sneeze? That's kinda gross.]

the one about remembering yore dreams

[serpentinthegarden]

It might be faster with your nose.

[ Probably not but... he was running on long nights and little sleep. ]

Did you get that one? Must have been some kind of mass phone call or something.

[freakymagoo]

[For a moment he contemplates trying it with his nose, but he's pretty sure it wouldn't be faster for him, because the letters aren't in order on the keyboard, except for that little FGHJKL run, not counting the I that's for whatever reason gone for a wander somewhere up top. So he has to keep moving the tablet to see where the next letter is.]

its gone now cant find it

[serpentinthegarden]

That's what the delete function does. You did delete it? I did...

[ He looked at the device, scrolling backward a few times through the messages. ]

Must've it's not here.

[freakymagoo]

i couldnt have deleted it if i didnt know about delete ?

[If your mailbox gets full, you just throw the tablet away and wait to receive another one, right?]

we did have a lot to drink over new year

[serpentinthegarden]

I don't even remember New Years...

[ The appropriate reaction to being stood up is to drink yourself stupid, right? ]

Do you even have nightmares?

[freakymagoo]

all the t no im fine
just some good days bad days
same as every one else

why? do you?

[serpentinthegarden]

I never have nightmares.

[ Oddly serene dreams that he can't quite remember however... ]

Everyone must! I don't think there is a person out there who hasn't had a dream before. I don't see what's so important about them.

[freakymagoo]

well what do you dream about?

[serpentinthegarden]

I don't really remember.

[ It certainly wasn't white, soft like feathers, and comforting like being wrapped in an angel's wing or anything! ]

Do you remember what you dream?

[freakymagoo]

vaguely

[Unfortunately the ones that don't make him sound completely crazy have elements that might be considered treason, so he isn't comfortable talking about them at all. Not even aloud and face to face.]

there's a temp pull on the west side with a stone thing
lots of snake heads
it was in my last dream
not important like you said

[serpentinthegarden]

There's a what? It sounds like Medusa. Are you having Greek dreams?

[ Crowley might not have understood what the stone thing on the west side with a bunch of snake heads was. ]

Anyway I don't see what's so important about remembering them, do you?

[freakymagoo]

whats a medusa?

[He's not well versed in those myths. Otherwise he might have correctly identified a hydra instead of a naga in the Buddhist temple, which is the closest thing he's seen that resembles it. But the thought of going to the library and hunting down some book to find out more when he can't even get through Winnie the Pooh gives him sphincter cramps.]

snakes only have one head and its just a dream
doesnt mean any thing

if its important you will remember it
other wise they send you letters or thugs with fists and guns to remind you

[ibiza]

1. Why are you selling furniture, Barnes? Do you need cash?

2. I got a strange message. Yeah. Do you have any idea who it was from?

[ohioan]

[ Yelena doesn't need furniture, but she'll still buy it and use it and adore it if it means helping a friend out. ]

1. I'm interested. Is it just one chair?

2. Yes, actually. I got a very strange message about my dreams.

[serpentinthegarden]

A lady with a bunch of snakes for hair, turns people to stone if you look at her.

[ Crowley wasn't exactly a library guy himself but they were big on learning the classics back at the home he had spent part of his time growing up in. ]

Must be a common theme in dreams, snakes. Maybe that's why there are so many stories about them.

Anyway I don't think anyone will be sending out any goons to shake us down about a silly dream. It's not like they are real or anything.

[freakymagoo]

sounds like a real charmer
if she has snakes for hair everyone would look

[He doesn't even know where to begin deconstructing Crowley's hot chick fantasy, so he's not going to go there.]

no they will just lock you in a room with a sykiatrst army doctor and elect tro cute you until you lose all feeling in yore legs and choke on yore own drool

[freakymagoo]

give away for free
dont need any more

no that why im asking
do you still have it ?
mine is    gone

[freakymagoo]

if you want but i have 2 [He wasn't planning on charging her for it. He just can't bring it with him to the streets so it might as well go to someone who'd get some use out of it.]

do you now who sent it or why or where the message went ?

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Hey, he is man enough to admit that would be pretty hot. ]

There's a charming picture. Are you speaking from experience?

[freakymagoo]

[Getting turned into stone or getting bitten by hair if you get too close? No thanks.]

no
why dont you tell them you dont now whats real any more and see what theyll do to you for yourself

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Well... you would have to close your eyes but there's nothing to say those snakes would bite. Some snakes are rather friendly. ]

I was never in the army. They would just shrug their shoulders and tell me not to drink so much.

[freakymagoo]

[There's only 2 possible responses if Bucky got a friendly snake slithering in the crook of his neck. The first is his shoulder rising and his head tilting down and a very undignified 'nnnnnnngh' and the second is a very masculine squeal and possibly something that sounds suspiciously like a giggle.

Neither of those are the appropriate responses to hot stone chick.]

you got out of serving?

[serpentinthegarden]

[ Yeah, for some reason Crowley doesn't have that same creepy crawly feeling when it comes to snakes. They are just shorter and have to slither up something to see who they are talking to. ]

I was too old for the draft when it first began and by the time they got around to the the Third Registration the war ended.

[ Luck of the devil! ]

I would have dodged though if I had needed to, just run off some where. Nasty things wars.