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[freakymagoo]

2 koo kwuh quest churn?? things

1 any one want fur n table and chair and bed
message me

2 did you get creep tick strange message
who sent it
why
where did it go
who sent this tablet
what do you want

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sorry that was many things

Comments

[serpentinthegarden]

From you? We haven't even had a first date.

[freakymagoo]

you're funny
i wouldnt even now were to take you

[serpentinthegarden]

Anywhere so long as the joint isn't full of coppers.

[freakymagoo]

so any where on the south side then

[serpentinthegarden]

Cops always hang out in the North? But yeah, whatever. The South Side throws better parties anyway.

[freakymagoo]

cops dont care about poor people
i would date you by the lake  could be nice

[serpentinthegarden]

[ The lake was nice and it did bring something to mind. ]

Do you ever feed the ducks?

[freakymagoo]

in the past
now i am the duck

[serpentinthegarden]

In that case watch out for decoys and strive for better than bread crumbs.

[freakymagoo]

decoys?

[serpentinthegarden]

You've never been duck hunting?

Me either, but its a trap. Fake duck floating around on a lake that makes the real ducks think its safe to land. It's diabolical.

[freakymagoo]

rich mans sport

i wouldnt last long as a real duck

[serpentinthegarden]

Too many duck hunters out there?

[freakymagoo]

you only need one duck hunter to silence the pond

i cant tell fake ducks from real ducks sometimes

[serpentinthegarden]

One good shot tends to do it.

To silence ponds that is... I'm not suggesting you go around shooting decoys that might not be decoys.

[freakymagoo]

maybe that is our lifes
swim ming in a lake full of decoys
wayting to get shot

[serpentinthegarden]

Maybe for you. I'd rather be the one sitting on shore tossing out the breadcrumbs.

[freakymagoo]

we dont allways get to choose who we can be

[serpentinthegarden]

Why not? There's nothing out there to stop me. I could be the King Duck if I wanted to!

Do ducks have Kings?

What do they call a flock leader?

[freakymagoo]

well they call nicky the don
i dont think you want to be the duck don

[serpentinthegarden]

I'm not Italian enough to be a Duck Don.

[freakymagoo]

why do you want to be king duck?
its a lot of presshr

[serpentinthegarden]

It's better to be the king duck than the duck everyone's hunting for their dinner table.

[freakymagoo]

if you're the king duck wouldnt everyone want to kill you?

[serpentinthegarden]

Depends who you tick off... And whether or not they actually know you are the king duck.