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thedarkfields2022-01-10 09:14 pm
serpentinthegarden) wrote in thedarkfields2022-01-10 09:14 pm
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Hey people. All this nonsense talk of dreams aside...
I'm looking to hire some one for a few hours, light work, nothing illegal, at least its only vaguely illegal. You're end of the deal would be on the up and up. Must be a good shopper and willing to look the other way.
[ All this typed up on one with one hand while he wrestled a small girl he had tucked up under the other arm down the sidewalk and right past the world's least observant cop. She was tiny and wearing only a potato ack that had been fashioned into some sort of dress, a street kid who even while she was being carried away very few paid attention to. ]
Oh, also female. Very important that you have to be female. It will never work if you aren't. I've tried.
If you are interested send a prompt reply otherwise I'll have to think up something else.
I'm looking to hire some one for a few hours, light work, nothing illegal, at least its only vaguely illegal. You're end of the deal would be on the up and up. Must be a good shopper and willing to look the other way.
[ All this typed up on one with one hand while he wrestled a small girl he had tucked up under the other arm down the sidewalk and right past the world's least observant cop. She was tiny and wearing only a potato ack that had been fashioned into some sort of dress, a street kid who even while she was being carried away very few paid attention to. ]
Oh, also female. Very important that you have to be female. It will never work if you aren't. I've tried.
If you are interested send a prompt reply otherwise I'll have to think up something else.
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[he is very tempted to smack him but doesn't]
We do. And one enjoys oneself presumably but for myself it is just a lot of work. I am used to it but, well, one mustn't complain and...
[but then Mr. Crowley's skin brushes against his and those beautiful sharp teeth steal a bit of petit four. He flushes and manages to find the wherewithal to say]
You didn't do a thing to earn that nibble...