Anthony J. Crowley (
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thedarkfields2022-01-10 09:14 pm
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Hey people. All this nonsense talk of dreams aside...
I'm looking to hire some one for a few hours, light work, nothing illegal, at least its only vaguely illegal. You're end of the deal would be on the up and up. Must be a good shopper and willing to look the other way.
[ All this typed up on one with one hand while he wrestled a small girl he had tucked up under the other arm down the sidewalk and right past the world's least observant cop. She was tiny and wearing only a potato ack that had been fashioned into some sort of dress, a street kid who even while she was being carried away very few paid attention to. ]
Oh, also female. Very important that you have to be female. It will never work if you aren't. I've tried.
If you are interested send a prompt reply otherwise I'll have to think up something else.
I'm looking to hire some one for a few hours, light work, nothing illegal, at least its only vaguely illegal. You're end of the deal would be on the up and up. Must be a good shopper and willing to look the other way.
[ All this typed up on one with one hand while he wrestled a small girl he had tucked up under the other arm down the sidewalk and right past the world's least observant cop. She was tiny and wearing only a potato ack that had been fashioned into some sort of dress, a street kid who even while she was being carried away very few paid attention to. ]
Oh, also female. Very important that you have to be female. It will never work if you aren't. I've tried.
If you are interested send a prompt reply otherwise I'll have to think up something else.
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Oh well, your poor lettuce. Surely that's a small infraction-- but on the other hand, a life on the streets is such a hard one. I do wonder if she'd be able to leave you so readily. [he might find it difficult...
He pushed those thoughts from his mind and sank himself into the pillows, a bit further still so he was looking up at Mr. Crowley, tracing his eyes over the angle of his jaw and the shadow where his hair fell against his neck]
Whatever else might I have called you up for but to give accounts of your shenaniganery? [he clicked his tongue] Surely you don't suspect I had an ulterior motive.
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Why wouldn't she? Nice older people, they will likely spoil her rotten... what more could a kid want?
[ That faint blush of color in Fell's cheeks gave him a healthy glow that seemed to even pinken his lips, daring even more boldness which for the moment lay very carefully restrained. ]
Since you didn't show up for New Year's drinks ay my place I wondered if I was going to fast for you. Am I, Princess?
[ This time the nickname felt a good deal more natural owing in no small part to the regal setting they found themselves in and the feathered ruffles of Fell's nightwear. ]
Or maybe you've grown bored of all this predictability and could use something more reckless?
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[he was secretly glad he wouldn't have to share Mr. Crowley with her, though he wouldn't begrudge it of course. Though, sharing. He wasn't doing a very good job of even spending time with him.]
Oh well, I unfortunately had family business to attend to in town. I received quite a lashing for shirking my duty. My cousins, you see, are very formidable and I do not want them to come over and 'check on my progress' . Why, they'd never leave. By the time I remembered it was well past midnight and I was quite exhausted, Mr. Crowley.
[he smiled thinly and tugged and adjusted Mr. Crowley's collar absently]
I'm afraid I won't be very good company to you.
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[ He certainly had as a youth which was why he had made up all those lies about his rich family, his inventor father and his beautiful, practically an actress mother. It was a fantasy life that he had never actually had.
Crowley's smile was a good deal warmer, very nearly predatory, as Fell tugged away at his collar straightening and preening it like they were an item or something.]
Why not?
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[he said it with a bit of a smirk of his own before it faded]
Well as you can see-- today's lie in is a bit abnormal in my life. Usually I am quite busy and cannot always abscond into the wilds with a handsome rake. Much as I'd like to.
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[ One couldn't tell that by looking at him now but maybe that accounted for some of his more charitable works. If anyone here was the good and decent sort it was more Fell than Crowley. ]
Anyway I don't see why your cousins need to be so intimidating. You needn't even be here when they show up. What could they do about it?
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[he found himself absently playing with the coils of Mr. Crowley's thin scarf, winding it about his fingers]
It's about honor, Mr. Crowley. It's about not disgracing the family name for my Grandmother's sake if nothing else.
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There are no Garden's of Eden, Princess. This world is all about struggle and tough decisions...
[ And nimble fingers which drew him closer even as Fell's words threatened to drive him away. ]
If you are worried about disgracing your family then I am the very last person you should be associating with. I'm not the sort one brings home to Granny.
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Grief and loss and war are inescapable, even to the wealthy. Pain is a part of life and struggle too. But so is beauty and love the simple pleasures of a hot meal. Not all decisions are difficult ones. There are even beautiful things inside this city in the most...astonishing of places. [he let his gaze linger over Mr. Crowley before resting back on the pillow and regarding him]
As much as I want to be the good son, I am wondering if my family could use a little...disgrace. [he gave the scarf another little tug] What do you think?
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How strange to remember the dream now when he was fully awake, charmed by compliments and being so wickedly tempted to kiss a strange little man in desperate need of a little disgrace. ]
I'm very pro disgrace...
[ His hand found Fell's shoulder in a move which was both meant to support his weight in his new much more reclined position thanks to those leading tugs of his neck scarf and to offer a something of a tender hug. Crowley didn't give those away freely and in truth the whole affair began to feel rather awkward as if they were only meant to stand beside each other and not cross the invisible barrier between them. But he was pro disgrace and after a mere moment's rallying of spirits in which the deep color of Fell's eyes was admired once again Crowley's lips landed very gently against Fell's. ]
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[he hadn't expected the kiss, though had hoped for it as Mr. Crowley had loomed close. It was so light and so delicate and so scandalously forbidden in a way he couldn't quite describe, and yet a small, distant part of him rejoiced while being faintly irritated at the same time.
All that mattered though was the warm feeling that flushed all the way up from his curling toes, the way his heart lifted, the way his whole being soared. He hummed deeply and tentatively slipped a hand to the back of Mr. Crowley's neck to stroke the warm skin there and pull him just a little closer. Nevermind the sound of footsteps in the hall. He'd worry about them later. Or perhaps he'd never worry about anything at all ever again.]
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This is why we need to meet at my place.
[ There wasn't even the glimmer of embarrassment at having been caught up in the moment. Not from Crowley anyway, the Butler looked slightly uncomfortable in his inscrutable and difficult to read way. ]
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[he was quite flushed. Pink all over even, his lips slightly parted. There seemed to be a faint fuzz of gold about his head though it was probably a trick of the light. The butler of course, pulled himself together and said: tea, sir?]
Oh yes, yes tea, please thank you. We'll set it up right here. Yes I know it is hot and to not put anything sensitive in it. [his face flushed deeper]
Honestly, Mr Crowley was just... well nevermind what he was doing. You just pour the tea.
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I was enjoying your Master's hospitality.
[ He had to go and say something that rivaled that line about sensitive bits and the reason they didn't belong in tea. Though he finally moved enough to sit up so that the Princess could have his afternoon repast. ]
I wouldn't say no to some of those tiny little cakes your lot always seem to have with the frosting flower decorations on them.
[ Petit Fours he meant. Every tea party he had ever seen did tend to have them or something very like them. ]
You never did say why today was the day you decided to have your lie in.
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You may have a petit four if you ask nicely. [he holds one between his fingers, offering it temptingly and batting his eyes]
Well as I said I do have a bit of a cold and well, after the holidays and what-not I am quite simply exhausted. If I didn't take myself to bed I would burn myself out before spring where there is another whirlwind and I have quite a few projects on the table. Not to mention the Valentine's Day Fete.
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[ This was intentionally mispronounced just to be a bit of a brat while he decided just how nice to be for that bit of cake. ]
Does anyone actually have those?
[ They must if Fell was planning on attending one or even throwing one... He was probably going to throw the damn party and end up the center of attention in some horrible pink ruffled... thing. Or at least this was the mental image that had Crowley smiling as he asked. ]
What does one do at one of those?
[ He reached out to tease Fell's hand lightly with the pads of his own in slight warning before he leaned down to nibble a corner of that petit four right out from between the man's fingers. ]
Not flirt with a bit of cake, I'd imagine?
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[he is very tempted to smack him but doesn't]
We do. And one enjoys oneself presumably but for myself it is just a lot of work. I am used to it but, well, one mustn't complain and...
[but then Mr. Crowley's skin brushes against his and those beautiful sharp teeth steal a bit of petit four. He flushes and manages to find the wherewithal to say]
You didn't do a thing to earn that nibble...